windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
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The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
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Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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