bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
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The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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