It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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