am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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