Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
