just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
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I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
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I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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