I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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