what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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