it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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