$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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