i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
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Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
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I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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