you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
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