yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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