At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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