Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
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I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
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You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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