There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
We left an ass print on the piano.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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