What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
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Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
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I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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