Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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