I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
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i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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