How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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