can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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