Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
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Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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