GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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