super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
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Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
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I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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