I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
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