This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
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Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
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You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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