i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
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There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
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Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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