Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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