My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Porn is love you can see.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
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We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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