Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
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I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
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Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
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