That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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