Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
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Well... On the bright side u won the prize for most disgusting thing done on their couch... And u won the couch!! ;)
I'm thinking he lied when he said ge out the condom u gave him on!
Why wouldn't the OP check herself first, and why would she go to an OB to get it removed? It's not like Mr. "OMFGbestsexevarrr!1!11!" rammed it through her cervix.
Wait - answered my own question. Anal.
hate to be the serious one but this happens more than youd think you can go to the OBGYN and get it removed hahah who would've thought
I find your lack of punctuation disturbing.
I think this is called the Nebraska Plunger
Don't worie. I'll chek the kowch cushions for yew.
Way to represent Nebraska!
While you go probing in the there, get my hairdryer out too...
All you need are some needlenose pliers and a flashlight...
lmfao at "Nebraska plunger"
okay joe if your comment was directed towards me your an idiot if you have a condom stuck inside you why the hell wouldn't you go to the doc to get it out it's unsanitary.
There's no need to take it out. Latex is full of valuable nutrients and is readily absorbed through the vaginal wall. In fact, every morning you should fill your vagina with used condoms and just leave them there. If the smell gets bad, Febreeze it.