my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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