are you so shy because you have an std?
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
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Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
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Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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