yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
