no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
