i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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