toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
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It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
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I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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