I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
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Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
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Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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