windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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