Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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