i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
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yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
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I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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