Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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