Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
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don't understand all the negative votes. good for this person for taking plan B and not bringing another snot-faced brat into society.
why are girls so proud of having unprotected sex? stop pissing in the gene pool!
You're a whore - enjoy your STDs.
Plan B is the Ctrl-Z of life.
She's the cunt who thought she was God, but that's OK, I don't give a shit. As long as she sucks me off when I tell her. 'Cause she's my zombie. I captured that mother fucker, and she's my cassette. I want that cocksucker to send me at least fifty thousand fuckin' dollars. If she can't do it, I'll try ten. If she can't do that, I'll try five, but that's it.
Ummmm. Alochol decreases the effectiveness of the plan B pill.
Not really, but I scared you for a second didn't I?
wow, what a slut. You're the perfect person to meet -- a loose pussy that the guys can dump some cum into and move on. Did the guy remember your name?
wow what a filthy whore
I love it!!! Sounds like something I would do!! And for those of you haters that don't find this funny, why do you even look at TFLN?? You all must be very boring people.
1:39 is right. At least she's prepared, instead of getting pregnant. Get over yourselves.
Plan B isn't abortion. it takes three days before the sperm gets to the egg. plan B stops the sperm, there is no conception.
You people are all retards, thats the best thing i've heard all day! Cudos to you girlie!
Next stop STD testing?
She may get AIDS, but at least she won't be pregnant.
Hahahahahaha "shut up Darwin" hahahaha good one! ^_^
Awesome. A Plan b a day keeps the babies away.
It seems as though this is the only method of bc anyone on this site ever uses.
Nah, he knew her name. She's the "cum garggling cunt with low self esteem"
Here's an idea - next vacation, drink an "Oh yeah, I need to buy condoms" colada on day one.
Kudos for going prepared!
Nice! Fucking with condoms is like swimming with a raincoat on
I find that letting thousands of my potential children die on your face is much easier than going out to purchase plan b.
What a well planned vacation WHORE. I'll bet you remembered a bathing suit, sunsreen, NO CONDOMS, but you remembered to pack Plan B. Way to go classy degenerate.
1:09 - REMEMBER her name??? I bet he never knew it nor did he care - if this text is even true!
"Plan B isn't abortion. it takes three days before the sperm gets to the egg. plan B stops the sperm, there is no conception."
That's not what it does at all. It stops you from ovulating, and as a secondary effect, may make it difficult for a fertilised egg to implant itself in the uterus.
Am i the only fucking person who actually learns what contraceptives actually do? cause it seems like it sometimes.
@ 2:56 -- I agree. Probably a fake. But if it is true, I would bet that the guy never knew her name and just called her Honey or Sweetie.
thanks TFLN for letting stupid whores' texts get through.
I'm definitely gonna post a fake, and see if they accept it. since they for some reason never post any of the glorious texts I submit.
Sounds like a productive Day 1.
fake, i bet she's a fat whore who is bragging but couldnt manage a conquest even wasted in a vacation spot
people who send texts like this are not the people doing it. Because people really engaging in this sort of activity repeatedly don't brag about it, they lie to hide it