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  • 81 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 3:11pm

    don't understand all the negative votes. good for this person for taking plan B and not bringing another snot-faced brat into society.

  • 69 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 11:45am

    why are girls so proud of having unprotected sex? stop pissing in the gene pool!

  • 71 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 3:58pm

    You're a whore - enjoy your STDs.

  • 70 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 3:42pm

    She's the cunt who thought she was God, but that's OK, I don't give a shit. As long as she sucks me off when I tell her. 'Cause she's my zombie. I captured that mother fucker, and she's my cassette. I want that cocksucker to send me at least fifty thousand fuckin' dollars. If she can't do it, I'll try ten. If she can't do that, I'll try five, but that's it.

  • 66 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 11:50am

    Plan B is the Ctrl-Z of life.

  • 71 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 1:23pm

    Ummmm. Alochol decreases the effectiveness of the plan B pill. Not really, but I scared you for a second didn't I?

  • 68 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 1:39pm

    She may get AIDS, but at least she won't be pregnant.

  • 66 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 1:09pm

    wow, what a slut. You're the perfect person to meet -- a loose pussy that the guys can dump some cum into and move on. Did the guy remember your name?

  • 60 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 11:59am

    It seems as though this is the only method of bc anyone on this site ever uses.

  • 62 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 2:16pm

    I love it!!! Sounds like something I would do!! And for those of you haters that don't find this funny, why do you even look at TFLN?? You all must be very boring people.

  • 65 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 3:38pm

    Nah, he knew her name. She's the "cum garggling cunt with low self esteem"

  • 61 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:20pm

    1:39 is right. At least she's prepared, instead of getting pregnant. Get over yourselves. Plan B isn't abortion. it takes three days before the sperm gets to the egg. plan B stops the sperm, there is no conception.

  • 55 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:02pm

    wow what a filthy whore

  • 58 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 11:56am

    Next stop STD testing?

  • 63 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 11:41am

    Awesome. A Plan b a day keeps the babies away.

  • 57 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 4:02pm

    Nice! Fucking with condoms is like swimming with a raincoat on

  • 51 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 11:55am

    Here's an idea - next vacation, drink an "Oh yeah, I need to buy condoms" colada on day one.

  • 62 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 1:34pm

    What a well planned vacation WHORE. I'll bet you remembered a bathing suit, sunsreen, NO CONDOMS, but you remembered to pack Plan B. Way to go classy degenerate.

  • 58 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 7:21pm

    You people are all retards, thats the best thing i've heard all day! Cudos to you girlie!

  • 54 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:47pm

    Hahahahahaha "shut up Darwin" hahahaha good one! ^_^

  • 61 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 9:02pm

    "Plan B isn't abortion. it takes three days before the sperm gets to the egg. plan B stops the sperm, there is no conception." That's not what it does at all. It stops you from ovulating, and as a secondary effect, may make it difficult for a fertilised egg to implant itself in the uterus. Am i the only fucking person who actually learns what contraceptives actually do? cause it seems like it sometimes.

  • 52 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:38pm

    I find that letting thousands of my potential children die on your face is much easier than going out to purchase plan b.

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 3:37pm

    @ 2:56 -- I agree. Probably a fake. But if it is true, I would bet that the guy never knew her name and just called her Honey or Sweetie.

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:02pm

    fake, i bet she's a fat whore who is bragging but couldnt manage a conquest even wasted in a vacation spot people who send texts like this are not the people doing it. Because people really engaging in this sort of activity repeatedly don't brag about it, they lie to hide it

  • 50 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:17pm

    Kudos for going prepared!

  • 56 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 11:59am

    Sounds like a productive Day 1.

  • 51 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 2:56pm

    1:09 - REMEMBER her name??? I bet he never knew it nor did he care - if this text is even true!

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 8:10pm

    thanks TFLN for letting stupid whores' texts get through. works everytime. I'm definitely gonna post a fake, and see if they accept it. since they for some reason never post any of the glorious texts I submit. trickass bustahs.

  • 28 40
    Submitted by mintyshake on Jun 19, 11 at 8:24pm

    Effing whorrrrrre