I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
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Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
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I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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