you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
i need some magic done to my vagina
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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