Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
grandma shit on top of the toilet
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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