Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
