Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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