So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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