I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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