I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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