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  • 53 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 19, 10 at 4:50pm
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    I make dolphin sounds when I cum, no biiggie

    • 22 17
      Submitted by KD_ on Mar 19, 10 at 5:10pm
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      Why would you admit that?

  • 37 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 20, 10 at 2:39am
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    I hate that face Renee makes. It's so uptight! That is an awful cum face!

  • 38 20
    Submitted by cuntpuncher on Mar 20, 10 at 1:38am
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    Haha had one of those

  • 37 20
    Submitted by mae on Mar 19, 10 at 9:11pm
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    EW!! I hate Renee zellwegers face!

  • 33 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 19, 10 at 8:33pm
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    5:35 Fucking fail. Nerd.

  • 35 27
    Submitted by BallsMcKenzie on Mar 19, 10 at 6:58pm
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    Proofread your fucking texts before you submit them. I'm way too distracted by what a fuckplank you are to even care what the text says. In this one's case however, it wasn't funny anyway.

    • 21 11
      Submitted by go_awry on Mar 24, 10 at 3:34pm
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      Hey BALLS, I'd venture a guess and say that proofreading both defeats the purpose and the authenticity of submitting funny texts. Fuckplank isn't a word, proofread that.

  • 25 15
    Submitted by styx on Mar 21, 10 at 2:13am
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    Is it jerry maguire renee or fat renee from Bridget jones diary? There is a difference.

  • 28 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 19, 10 at 5:01pm
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    Woow reword that!

  • 27 21
    Submitted by maskedman on Mar 19, 10 at 5:59pm
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    I thought your name was suggee, Renée. \n\nAnyway, for those 15 second when I cum I turn into the Incredible Hulk. I get real loud and something eventually gets broken.

  • 26 20
    Submitted by wf2009 on Mar 19, 10 at 7:58pm
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    Lmfao crazy

  • 26 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 20, 10 at 4:30am
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    Well this ones real at least, the son of a bitch can't text in english

  • 28 28
    Submitted by suggee on Mar 19, 10 at 4:16pm
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    My names Renée!!!

  • 26 28
    Submitted by ericalew on Mar 19, 10 at 9:17pm
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    5:59 That made me laugh more than this retarded text.

  • 26 29
    Submitted by LindsayBrohan on Mar 19, 10 at 4:11pm
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    That's attractive...

  • 24 31
    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Mar 19, 10 at 5:35pm
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    the fact this was written by a 8 year olds who has let to learn sentence structure removes any humor that might have come from it.

  • 19 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 19, 10 at 10:13pm
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    I'm so pissef off by this messed up text! Raaaaaaah! Muthafuckas!

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