Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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