this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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